Glimp
a glamorous blimp!
d-mn! it’s a bird…it’s a plane…it’s glimp!
glimp
:(verb) 1. to attain with malice 2. to perform a surgical procedure motivated by or resulting from impulse rather than thought
guy – “i was delighted when i emptied my pockets this morning and realised that i’d glimped six lighters.”
guy – “so i glimped the kneecaps off the youngfella coz that’s just the way i spalled it.”
glimp ; verb (glimping, glimped)
to have s-xual intercourse while wearing ‘aviator’ gl-sses; often with a non-emotional face or cool voice.
tom- yeah, so i found out i really wanna try glimping some girl!
jack- yeah, it is pretty awesome.
the word ‘glimp’ is derived from ‘gimp’ and ‘blimp’ and refers to cars that have unnecessary accessories such as spoilers, body kits, excessive paint jobs and chrome rims.
– “oh dude did you see that glimp tearing down the road just then?”
– “oh yeah. must have a tiny p-n-s.”
– “hey, do you want to drive down the road to get some food with me?”
– “not in that glimp.”
a glamorous blimp!
d-mn! it’s a bird…it’s a plane…it’s glimp!
it means:
1) a person who is stupid
2) a person who is annoying
“you glimp!”
“that kid over there is such a glimp!”
someone with a limp in both legs. think sbout it…limping with bothe legs. it’s pretty sad.
i kicked him in the shins…now he’s a glimp.
a glamorous blimp!
d-mn! it’s a bird…it’s a plane…it’s glimp!
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