glockenspeil
someone who walks with no destination. the only thing that differentiates a glockenspeil, from a b-m, is a dwelling to call their own.
whoa, you hit that glockenspeil in the head with candycorn! that’s okay he always walks around here. i’ve done it before.
s-xy xylophone, tehe.
landon likes to play his glockenspiel.
a cool word that should be used in every sentance.
e.g “i am feeling kinda glockenspeilish today hoorah!” or “i wish i had the glockenspeil to pull that tarty skirt off”.
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