Glorylumpkin
glorylumpkin – the act of performing a standard blumpkin but with a slight variation: it is performed through a gloryhole and usually without prewarning.
dave – “man i was doing the usual in the pub cubicles last night and what appeared to be a great job turned into a nightmare as the guy spun around and shat through the hole all over my chin.”
geoff – “how comes i never thought of that before?”
unknown -ssailant – ” that’s what we call a glorylumpkin down these parts.”
geoff – “awesome.”
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