Glubes


the liquid s-x you can’t take off. glue and lube mixed together to create the perfect eternal bond between s-xual partners!
girl: honey, i want to be with you forever.
guy: just let me get the glube and i’ll make that dream a reality!
a cheap generic version of a personal pleasure lubrication that loses its viscosity, thus resembling an adhesive. essentially, lube becoming glue-like.
“so i was b-lls deep in the b-tches -ss when i looked down and realized the condom was gone. they spent the next five minutes trying to fish it out. it was then i realized we shouldn’t have bought the glube.
gluteus maximus p-b-s. the hair inside your -ss crack.
so i was eating his -ss and got his glubes stuck in my teeth! i had to lint-roll my mouth. gross!
to use up the last of the toilet paper, coffee, water in the cooler, etc. and not replace it. this usually happens(but is not limited to) and office setting or where a group of people are partic-p-ting as a team.
dave, did you glube the coffee again? you were the last guy to get some and now the d-mn thing is empty.
glubing is when you use some form of glue as a masturbation or s-xual lubricant.
yo, fetch the rubber cement, i’m gonna glube myself up

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