gmp


get more pennies = )
oh my god, i gotta gmpj: what does gmp mean?k: get more pennies!
1. short for ‘get moar p-ssy’ the first and most prominent role of the bhe.

2. the act of getting as much p-ssy as humanly possible, no matter the situation or circ-mstance.

ex 1. sh-t, alex danced with like 25 biddies last night…he really knows how to gmp.

ex 2. look at all those biddies on his lap! gmp!!!
grand master plan
man i really hope the gmp works out this time.
guaranteed m-ff plan

a guarantee for s-x, getting it in.
dude, i have a “gmp” for tonight!

oh, you’re getting it in? nice bro!
gmp is an abbreviation of grand master pimp, a t-tle held by only the most elite of pimps.
neel has control of prost-tutes in over one-hundred countries, using an elaborate system of regional pimps to maintain his pimp hand. such power is only found with a true gmp.
1.an acronym meaning “girls, money, p-ssy”.
the t-tle of a baltimore street gang who uses the acronym as a reference to the redundant behavior of a “g”.
only persisting of people who “go hard”.

2.great mandarin punch. an alias for gmp members.

3.pertaining or referencing someone who “goes hard”, or an act of “go hardness”.
1.bill:”dem n-gg-s go hard”
tom:”they must be reppin’ g.m.p.!”

2.cop:”what’s this g.m.p.”
gmp member:”oh, that just means great mandarin punch.”

3.g.m.p. b-tch!
abbreviation of georgia marketing promotions, a company that makes model cars and accessories. gmp is most famous for making 1:18 scale models of fox-body mustangs. they are very expensive but worth it.
did you see the ’93 cobra r by gmp? its amazing in every detail! the rear seat delete, functional seat belts and realistic engine plumbing. at $100.00 its so worth it!

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