gnome cheese


okay, this takes some explaining.
1. first of all, take the world ‘homeboy’ then old-peopleize it, and a middle-aged hippy would change it slowly into home-cheese. so. instead of saying ‘home-cheese’ we can now say ‘gnome cheese’.
2. cheese made by a gnome.

will- “wuzzaaaap gnome cheese???”
mrs. b- “william i am your teacher, for god’s sake”
will- “i know, i was talkin’ to nick. he’s my gnome cheese.”
nick- (cracking up, falls out of chair with laughter)

will’s mom- “i got some great new goat cheese at the store.”
will- “you know what’s eighty times better for you than goat cheese??? gnome cheese.”
will’s mom- “what???”
will=”gnome cheese. cheese, made by a gnome. it’s packed with dairy and the b-lls are usually rolled in nuts. gnome cheese is packed with antioxidants.”

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