gnomepeedo
a handy and inconspicuous method of concealing contraband beverages (in particular, goon sunrise) whilst entering music festivals.
in order to construct a gnomepeedo, one must first obtain
1 x garden gnome with a suitable interior volume and a round hole in the base.
1 x bath plug, diameter matching gnomes hole.
silicon sealant.
liquor is poured inside an inverted garden gnome that is then sealed with a bath plug and silicon.
to consume said beverage, one must crack off the head of the gnome, insert a straw and rapidly consume (in a manner similar to the strawpedo)
stu : “hey j-banga, how do we get alcohol into falls?”
jynna : “i dunno buck’n’suck, how about a gnomepeedo again?”
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