Gnomies


the best kind of friend because they know you are completely insane for believing in garden gnomes, but loves you anyway. oh, and they believe too.
random person:what would you call the best people you now?
the answer:my gnomies
the name for hipsters who wear beanies that somehow levitate above their heads.
at a gig:

‘f-ck. i can barely see the band over the heads of all the gnomies in the crowd.’
friends (homies) who are unusually short or your younger sibling
“what are you doing today?”
“chilling with my gnomies”

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