go masturbate



… is an alternative to telling someone to go f-ck themselves.
my friend: ha ha! your favorite team lost today because they did not perform as well as their opponent, on this particular occasion, causing them to have an inferior unit of measuring prowess by the end of the designated time frame for the event that they partic-p-ted in. ( that is how my friend talks )

me: go m-st-rb-t-!

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