goalgly


a shot that drastically changes trajectory mid-flight without physical contact, bamboozling the goalkeeper
arthur: “i say old boy – did you happen to catch that splendid strike by montolivo at the weekend? quite the bend on it i must say.”
spencer: “i certainly did old chap – ’twas a fine goalgly”

roberto carlos’ free-kick against france at le tournoi was the epitome of a goalgly. the swerve was sensational!

nelinho’s goalgly against italy at the 1978 world cup was the catalyst for brazil’s comeback in that game.

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