when you’re about to ejacualate down a woman’s throat and you karate chop her throat, she sounds like a goat eating a burrito.
“that b-tch couldn’t breath after i goat burritoed her”
- mermaid surprise
when a male finally realizes that a woman is extremely attractive and magical in many ways. she has blonde hair, soft skin, and demands s-xual attention. she swims in and out of your life over time if her fish type sonar radar feels something off. jimmy: i’m seeing krista again. she’s more amazing then i […]
- yearbook princess
imbues the usually the diligent, bookish senior girl from high-school who helps to bottom line the high school yearbook. she is not usually ‘the prettiest’ or ‘the smartest girl’ in school, but, she’s a keener, who annoys people with her incessant need for planning and organizing. most often used as an affront to someone who […]
ftw in the forms of “free the whales” and “for the win” meaning free the whales for the win. man those liberals just ftwftwed you go gronolas!
a new type of selfie that is taken during a yoga session using one’s feet. it was started as an online challenge ” #yogafie_challenge: taking a #selfie with your feet! ” by sari hamoud in august 2017. he gives the following description: “i am a syrian linguist; i study language comprehension mainly, but i also […]
a picture, story or other item that entices a person to immediately pack bags and travel. often used in reference to pictures of vacations, getaways, and far off places that one would like to travel to in the near future. ex) referring to vacation pictures: “wow, i’d like to be there right now; this pic […]