goat roper
a goat roper is a wannabe rancher or a cowboy poser. goat ropers have the 4×4 pickup and the cowboy hat, but no cattle, horses, brain, or land.
i really could use a pick-up truck now and then, but i don’t want people to think i’m a goat roper.
a wannabe cowboy who wears their boots over their pants, thus showing their ignorance of the purpose of the boots. they are more concerned with showing off how expensive their boots are, than practicality. (you wear your pants over your boots to keep snow, mud, and sh-t out of them.)
why are you wearing your boots like a goat roper? untuck them so the snow doesn’t go inside!
not to be confused with a “goat rope”, a goat roper is an archaic term for a redneck. it lost popularity in the late 1900’s, but has had a resurgence in popularity recently. a goat roper denotes someone who is a “hick”, and/or clumsy and stupid. usually said person works in the farming industry, but is not exclusive to this.
“that guy bill is a real goat roper, did you see the spit stains running down the driver’s side of his old, dented 1978 ford f150 pickup?”
its undefineable for a 338. if you know it you know it….its kinda a situational word and you have to just get the crazy lingo.
ryan is being such a goatroper with all his new words he is learning. or ryan’s goatroping the whole situation.
one who ropes goats soley for his s-xual needs and desires often time found at petting zoo’s owns rhine stone chaps who is found to be wearing his’f-ckin boots’ which are 2 sizes too big for the prupose of fitting thier hind legs in them and useing the rope for leverage to have his way with goats allowing him to feel as if it was a challenge. native to the so.cal area
hey does j.t have a new girlfriend? nope he’s just dressed up in his boots and rhine stone chaps to go to the zoo. wow what a goat roper!!!!!
any male who doesn’t really care if the s-x is with a human or a four footed friend, esp. residents of lehi utah.
zach is a such a goat roper, he didn’t notice that jane left his hick -ss and put the goat in his bed last night.
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