Goat’s hoof


when a female is donning tight attire down south, the ‘goat’s hoof’ comes out to play. clearly visible to the naked eye, the ‘camel toe’ bears a very similar resemblence to a common bovine trotter.
‘hey mate look! blatant goat’s hoof approaching’
‘wow, did you see cheryl coles hoof the other night?’
‘shall we go swimming? there’s bound to be some hoofs about’

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