goddamn ducks
a term used when you, or someone around you farts. this is because a fart sounds like a duck
person 1: -farts-… godd-mn ducks
person 2: godd-mn ducks…
-person 3 walks in-
person 3: what the f-ck is that smell?!
person 1: godd-mn ducks!
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a grouping of words to symbolize someone getting up in the morning and realizing that they just missed cl-ss. ex: person 1: oh man what time is it? person 2: it’s 10:31. person 1: ah g-d d-mnit the sh-t! i’m 2 hours late for 2-d cl-ss!
- God Has A Plan
form of backwards thinking that intents to justify intolerable atrocities caused by evil and stupid actions committed by human beings, giving as an excuse the moronic idea of a divine plan. tea party candidate sharron angle opposes abortion even in cases of rape, incest: ‘g-d has a plan’, she says.
- God hates ...
the beginning of a phrase commonly used by evangelical/fundamentalist demonstrators outside of places where more socially progressive/non-biblically sanctioned events take place, i.e. planned parenthood clinics and gay/lesbian pride parades. the term is seen by some as ironic, since some statement commonly made in christianity is “g-d is love.” or “for g-d so loved the world…” […]
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- go down
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