God’s bitch


1) someone who is extremely unfortunate, used as a term of slight pity; presumably as they are being mistreated by g-d.

2) someone who follows their religion with a zealour. (mainly directed at christians.)
1) i lost my wallet, my dog died, and i failed my degree.

wow, you really are god’s b-tch.

2) jesus christ, will you stop being g-d’s b-tch?

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