Going Dutchman
after suffering a string of rejections with no success or breaking-up after an unforgivable betrayal, you swear off looking for or being interested in any kind of romantic and/or s-xual relationship for either a time or completely swearing off love forever. essentially cutting out your heart and foregoing love like the major antagonist “davy jones” in disney’s pirates of the caribbean films “dead man’s chest” and “at world’s end.
tyler- man, did you hear jebby just got rejected again by another crush?
dan- dude, that’s rough , how’s he taking it?
tyler- well seeing as this is his 36th rejection in a row, he’s decided that he’ll be going dutchman for awhile.
lt. frost- i can’t believe she didn’t show up when i returned home from iraq! after this i think i’ll be like the dutchman and swear off women and relationships entirely for the rest of my life!
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