Goitered


most commonly occuring during sporting events, it is when a ball lands right in front of/underneath a male and proceeds to bounce up and strike the underside of the scrotom and b-lls.
i was at the volleyball game the other day, and this kid got goitered and threw up! it was awesome!

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