Goitress
usually friends with the goiter, the goitress will be the stupid girl that doesn’t realise the goiter thinks she’s a dumb -ss. the goiter will try to help the goitress but eventually gets to a stage where he will shift her off to her boyfriend. the goitress is usually a receptionist and tells the goiter of her v-g-n-l disease. she has a nasty streak and will try to kill anyone that she doesn’t like through text messaging. all contact to the goitress should be avoided as she will turn you into a goiter through too much contact.
“that goitress came over again and diseased me” “oh my g-d, that goitress is so f-cking stupid!!”
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