Gold-Plated
when a man p-sses inside a woman’s v-g-n- for s-xual pleasure. earth shattering -rg-sms ensue.
many men think it is impossible to pee with a hard on, but this is simply untrue.
johnny gold plated me in the shower last night. i’ve never had such an intense -rg-sm in my whole life!
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common use: covered with a thin layer of gold, a precious metal often used in jewelry.
slang: genuine and true, but not in a good way. the mock formality alludes to a professional judgment.
1. yeah, i know him. he’s a gold-plated pr-ck.
2. my car just broke down. i swear that thing is a gold-plated piece of sh-t.
3. my boss is ok, but his boss is a gold-plated -sshole.
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a term used to describe something as excellent. when referencing a person, however, it means the opposite i.e. they are a kn-b. best said with the deepest voice possible.
chris: friday and sat-rday night at nelly’s was “gold-plated”.
karl: yeah, although i must excuse myself for being “gold-plated” when i got locked out of my room on friday night.
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