golden canadian
a s-xual act, involving watersports where one partic-p-nt urinates on another, while the one being urinated upon apologizes, profusely.
dominant: “hey, want something to drink?”
submissive: “sure!”
dominant: “here you go!” (begins to urinate on submissive)
submissive: “oh. oh, god! i’m sorry. i’m so, so sorry!”
dominant: “enjoy your golden canadian, b-tch!”
submissive: “again, and i cannot say this enough, i apologize. i’m really sorry. sorry.”
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