Golden Load
the golden load is a move similar to the golden shower, but is sneaky. it’s the act of giving a facial after s-x or bl-wj-b, but instead of rewarding the lucky woman (or man) with a sticky wad, you begin to p-ss upon their face.
-warning, this may lead to some unwanted conflicts or the knowledge of a weird fetish by your significant other.
alex: oh my god dude, funniest sh-t ever.
derek: what man? what?!?!?
alex: so lastnite when amanda was giving me head, i totaly pulled out and told her i was about to c-m, but instead i gave her the golden load and i p-ssed on her face. caught her off gaurd so bad.
derek: what the f-ck? really?
alex: no, i was joking.
derek: alright, that’d be gross.
alex: it was actually your mom.
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