Golden Nugget


the first piece of excrement that comes of out after a long constipation allowing the persons bowels to empty.
i was in pain from being constipated for several days and i felt a bubbling sensation in my abdomen. i finally got the golden nugget out and the rest started to flow.
a solid and finite feeling peice of excrement that signals the end of the defecation process.
when being urged to release the bathroom to other users: “hold on, i’m just waiting for the golden nugget”
nugget or single bud of marijuana (usually enough to break up and fit in 1-2 bowls) which is very sticky and covered with alot of little golden or red hairs which give it a sparkling golden appearence. also golden nuggets are higher quality than most other weed.
have you ever smoked a golden nugget?
when two or multiple men go camping and have -n-l s-x in the woods using astroglide and mustard as lubricants. the hard pounding and dirty conditions accompanied with mustard produce gold colored sh-t clumps.
hey andy is rounding up some dudes to go camping and looking for “golden nuggets”.
almost the same as golden shower, except the wastes are solid.
feeling de-sensitized from the novelty of golden showers, tom paid the hooker extra $20 to grant him a couple of pieces of golden nuggets.
something you can call and overweight golden retriever. little balled up gold b-lls.
sues dog calypso is such a golden nugget

benjis golden nuggets are amazing
the little bits of cheese under your three plus one skin that appear after a while of not washing.
did you get head last night?
no, i coulda but i was sporting some pretty stankin’ golden nuggets!

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