Goldilocksing
v. to do something several times, alternating between opposite extremes, taking forever to hit the optimal solution.
the words is taken from the childrens fairytale: goldilocks and the three bears, written by the brothers grimm.
also see goldilocks, goldilocks (v), goldilocksing
“marci was totally goldilocksing with the printer paper. first she jammed the printer because there wasn’t enough paper in the printer drawer, then she put so much paper in that it jammed again!”
when people walk into a bar or restaurant and sit at every table before finally choosing one
taken from the children’s fairytale goldilocks & the 3 bears
– “dude, you got a new table at 103”
– “ya i see them, but they’ve been goldilocksing the f-ck out of me, that’s the 4th table they’ve sat in…….. see there they go again!
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this seat’s too chilly
this seat’s too loud
this seat doesn’t have a window
this seat is juuuuuuust right!
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