goldmine


a word used to express happiness or achievement. s-xual endevours may either end in a goldmine or a coalmine. this word can also be placed randomly throughout conversation to increase the intellectual level of the speech. the word is rumored to originate from the burger king fry heating lamp, however this rumor is false as it is the bk gold mine.
guys, last night i had a great idea. it was a goldmine.
a group of east asians, usually seen as potential for dating
guy 1: dude, check them out! i just found a gold mine!
guy 2: you’re into asian girls…?
guy 1: yeah man. they’re hott.
guy 2: you’re such a gold miner…
guy 3: what’s wrong with asian girls? they’re the best.
guy 2: nothing. i’m just not attracted to them.
guy 4: i can’t believe you’re not interested in asians.
guy 2: what the cr-p?! is this a gold rush???
v-g-n-, sn-tch, tw-t, p-ssy, the-hatchet-wound-that-never-healed
that girl is sitting on a gold mine. if i was a chick, i would walk around with a mattress strapped to my back… getting gut checked from 9-5 baby.
usually an elderly home for women and sometimes men, that are the hotspots for golddiggers and goldminers to find their next victims.
johnny: i’m just going to the goldmine honey!

wifey: don’t forget to get me one too!
v-g-n-, p-ssy, female s-x organ
she has such an amazing gold mine
your -sshole or bung hole
the chick sucked my d-ck and went straight to the gold mine!
a man who prefers boys.
the wh-r-house did not serve goldmines.

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