Goldwasm
what happens when anything ben goldw-sser related occurs.
friend: omg i love andrew vanwyngarden so much!!!! i’m vanwyngasming so much!
you: yeah, he’s pretty s-xy, but i just can’t get over beno. every time i see a ben goldw-sser picture, i totally have a complete goldwasm.
friend: wow, that sounds really hot.
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