Golf Dads/Bowling Dads
poor ignorant sods that like talking about boring sh-t and often say things like “did you hear the one about the you-know-who?” or “shucks”. men who think all woman are are cute and have no other purpose besides to cook. deds that ignore their kids and often go on “disability” so they wont have to pay child support and can go on with there wonderful and careless lives. men who are too weak to kill themselves but everyone wishes they would.
what bush would be if he hadn’t taken the job of another dumb-ss for president
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