Gollumists


name used to collectively describe corporate plutobrats, who are organizing to -ssert their sense of ent-tlement to oppress, exploit and enslave their fellow americans and transform it into a political and economic alternate reality.
the gollumists use their immense wealth to manipulate and corrupt the political process to enslave the american people. they gather in dark places and chant, “my precious, my precious, my precious” as they ogle a dollar bill.

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