Gollywhopper


1) the thing that hangs down from a turkey’s neck.
2) also used to refer to the thing that hangs from an obese person’s neck. especially if a person was obese, lost weight, and has loose extra skin.
3) can sometimes be used in reference to the male genetalia.
4) walt.
(3) female: “so, me and this guy were foolin around and his gollywhopper was huge, so i could only give him a helmet wash, but then he spiderman’d me!
a golly whopper is appalachian slang for the telling of a rather bold and big lie.
when billie bob’s wife asked where he had been, rather than admit he was out with another woman, billie bob told a golly whopper: “i was at work.”
a southern u.s. expression for a very large specimen of anything. often used to describe a big fish. also commonly used to refer to a big lie.
i had a real gollywhopper on the hook, but my line broke before i got it in the boat.

bubba didn’t have a good reason for getting home late, so he made up some big gollywhopper about having a flat tire.
a p-n-s that, when presented in the -whop form to an audience of one or more, evokes a “gollllly!”

-zip, -whop. -silver ware and dishes on table rattle
elle may: “golllllleee!”
guy: i know.

crocodile dundee: “that ain’t a golly whoppa, this is a golly whoppa!”

golly whopper
an exclamation of shock or surprise. similar to “golly gosh” or “oh my days”.
golly whoppers that’s big!
she sat on his face?! golly whoppers!
a gollywhopper is a made up animal that southern people made up to scare campers (a large dog/bear looking anmial with two legs shrt arms and no hair)
“hey felicia you better watch out for them gollywhoppers dont let em get inside your tent keep it zipped!!”

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