GonnA Beez


an alternative/punk/rock band based in nelson, new zealand, consisting of pommy pom from pom-land ali on vocals, nigel and jordan on guitar, cody on drums and twins jack and alex on b-ss guitar and keyboard. the oldest member of the band is 13. they mostly do covers of songs like greenday’s ‘when september ends’ and ‘put your lights on’ by santana. infamous for injuring four audience members at their first show with fruitburst candies, of all things! famous for keyboarder alex’s fantastic moshing skills.
when are the gonna beez going to write their own songs?

the gonna beez are the most rocking 13-year-olds i’ve ever heard of!

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