Goo Goblin
noun
1. a person who makes a really evil/twisted/disgusting/ugly face while pretending to enjoy the taste of s-m-n (or the fact that they are ingesting s-m-n) by adding a sort of twisted smile to their disgust.
2. a person who is incredibly ugly and suffers such a low self confidence that they will suck anyone off and take the c-m right down the throat to please the guy in an effort to appear s-xy.
“that blonde chik at the party last night is a goo goblin man, it was really weird.”
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