gooberschnitzel
an adorable, silly person
my 6-year-old son is such a gooberschnitzel
rooting from the scottish verb “goub”, a type of joyous dance routine, combined with the german word “schnitzel” which is a thin, seasoned veal cutlet, normally dipped and fried in batter.
the phrase itself means to brutally beat, maim, bludgon, stab and/or murder another individual. this individual taking the beating is noramlly an imbilclie, a.k.a. “dipstick” or “dumb as a slab of meat” (deriving the root word “schnitzel”). this beating must also be done in a joyous, more towards insane, way (deriving the root word “goub”).
this term is normally used in a type of joyful warcry by the -ssaliant.
bully: “give me that toy” (takes toy away from kid)
kid: (slaps bully, and straps explosives around the bully’s face) “gooberschnitzel!!!!!”
(bully’s head is incinerated in a brutal explosion)
#goober #schnitzel #pain #death #beat #veal #scottish #german #dipstick #brutal #violence #maim #bludgon #stab #-ssalt #meat #dance #joyous
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