gooby hole
a tradition begun in the year 1997 by the infamous bob craft. the essence of creating an -sshole with salad tongs. a magnificent process that has baffled scientists for decades, holocaust survivors, and noscoping scrublords all day. a gooby hole is a hole that can or may not be a s-xual orifice; it may be made with salad tongs in a random place on the body that there was not an orifice before.
tony: d-mn, bob, you see that chick over there?
bob: yeah i’d stick it in her gooby hole
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