Good Meat


a modern scots saying to describe an inedible object that causes an overpowering urge to chew or bite
“did you see those shoes?” “no” “sh-t son, they were good meat”
a description of a man who is s-xually appealing because of his body size. see thick.
“he got that good meat.”
good meat is a term that encomp-sses many different meanings:

1) a s-xual, term referring to the person as an object of ‘good meat’
2) that someone is the host to a plethora of ‘good meat’, as in meat for eating. in this context you would take into account the supposed flavor of the meat, consistency, texture, tenderness, etc.
3) that someone is cool and bad -ss, as opposed to being ‘bad meat’ which means that they can be any or all of the following: smelly, douchey, sl-tty, extremely overweight, extremely underweight, a poser, an -sshole, a b-tch c-nt b-tch and so forth.
4) good meat is also a company that specializes in providing the public with 100% good meat. in every sense of the word.
dylan: “dude, christopher walken is the sh-t.”

kup: “i’ll tell you what, th-ss’um good meat.”

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