Goodrich


a village (surrounded by grand blanc, davison, and ortonville) that surprisingly has two gas stations.
“goodrich is a suburban farm area.”
blowing an opportunity with a hot girl, who’s attracted to you, because of overly eager, supplicating, and “try hard” behavior. see also afc.
i called this hot chick i met last night to see if she could hang out this morning or any other day or night this week. i also asked her if she wanted to go camping next weekend. dude! you just goodriched it up!
a short fat midget monster b-tch who f-cking hates children and cannot stand pretty girls. she is a stupid b-tch monster and needs to grow before she says something to me!

goodrich: what are you doing jane
jane: nothing but my work
goodrich: stop fooling around little b-tch
girl: f-ck you midget b-tch your just jealous of janes beauty

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