goodwill hunting


(not the movie with matt damon)

going to goodwill thrift stores (optionally in full camoflauge) in search for pieces of novel, or actual, value.

successful hunts yield: t-shirts, valor jackets, good music cds/c-ssettes/records, furniture
i went goodwill hunting the other day, found an original dr dre the chronic disc, and a tye-die shirt with three grizzly bears
the act of seducing an elderly woman and getting on her will before she dies.
guy 1: “hey what is tom doing talking to my grandma?”

guy2: “don’t worry he is good will hunting”
going into a thrift store looking for random sh-t.
i went goodwill hunting for some cheap polos yesterday.
going into a thrift store looking for random sh-t.
i went good will hunting for some cheap polos yesterday.

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