Google Preacher


someone who rightly believes in the ways of google, and that this megalomaniac of a search engine is the eden of knowledge, which forces them to effectively mindsh-g everybody with the cr-p they see on google.
person 1: beware! the playstation 4 is coming sooooon!
person 2: what is he on about? the 3 came out last week!
person 1: beware of its brand new dark blu-ray features!
person 2: oh dear g-d, he’s a google preacher….

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