when you are in the middle of looking something up and you suddenly have to run to the potty and you can’t wait to find out what google has to say about something, so you bring your laptop into the can.
this article says something about jimmy swaggart. i know i know who that is but i’ve got to double-check on google. oh my god, too much coffee. dude, i gotta go take a googlesh-t. hope your laptop doesn’t smell when i come back.
you call google sh-t on someone who feigns knowledge of something without admitting they just looked it up on some search engine.
chatting with someone online you wonder who did that bertha b-tt song and five seconds later they say “i think it was jimmy castro or castor or something like that” and you know they’re blowing it out their -ss, so you say “google-sh-t!”
adjective a big woman who posses a heavenly beauty. any person -ssociated with a gorjus woman will go to heaven, because she got the ticket to ride. i was perplexed when i saw a gorjus woman for the first time.
- japanese surprise
when your ex-girlfriend wakes you up in the morning dressed as a ninja, afterwards she steals your morning paper. actually no one knows why, she can’t read anyway. e: dude, i got a j-panese surprise this morning. a: i hope she didn’t wore a headband with the word ninja printed on it?
a really big ginger person that kid is a big jaxxen
- Jay Blizzy
up and coming bad-ss in the chicago underground marijuana scene -look man. it’s jay blizzy. cooked. -i wanna smoke a blunt with him.
jaylan is beautiful, skinny, short, outgoing, and very funny. if your not dating one, your missing out! girls get overly jealous of them, but they find the best ways to deal with it. girl: ew look how ugly jaylans hair looks today! -thinks to herself- i wish mine looked more like hers. friend: oh i […]