Goombus


also known as a sub-species of the pelican, a goombus is a someone who is really not aesthetically beautiful at all, or even particularly intelligent, but manages to lure in numerous members of the opposite s-x with goofy and floppy movements.

also manages to find themselves at the hottest parties, without being invited; also see ‘nudge’
that guy is such a goombus

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