Goosewonk


(n.) an affectionate cutdown that intertwines “silly goose” and a goose-like sound effect;
usually combined with a giggle/smile/wink/friendly poke in the ribs;

-may also be connected with the suffix “-er”

note: not neccessarily related to/connotating the word “wonk” or the act of “wonk-ing” (see definition submitted by sirwonkus).
“you silly goosewonk!”
“you goosewonker.”

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