gopherment
1. a term reflecting the frequent tendency of government officials to suddenly disappear from public view when the spotlight of criticism shines on them, typically for a period of 1-2 days or until someone else’s boneheaded antics capture the headlines
2. an instinctive and defensive reaction of an elected official to avoid a “whack-a-mole” reaction by their const-tuents
“hey, have you seen gov stanford since his “hiking trip” hit the wires?”
“no, he seems to have ducked outa sight.”
“just like a gopherment official. gone underground until someone else steals the limelight.”
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