gorbasm
the feeling that the american, and general western liberal elites in the media, politics and academia get when they contemplate all the actions of mikhail gorbachev–the man they credit with bringing peace to the world, mostly since they hate ronald reagan (that cowboy!) too much to credit him with the fall of the soviet union. whether or not they see that development as a bad thing is another story in itself…
a gorbasm, ladies & gentlemen, is fake. a gorbasm is a phony feeling of bliss and euphoria. mikhail gorbachev was credited by the media, and by many liberals in this country, with preserving the peace and security of the planet threatened by warmonger ronald reagan, and with bringing freedom to eastern europe and what used to be the soviet union.
to me, the reagan defense buildup showed that we could maintain a world-cl-ss defense and a first-cl-ss economy, and the soviets crumbled trying to keep up.
the time for worldwide jubilation was the day the ussr disintegrated. gorbachev’s ouster has given the best reason in the world to have that one final, but sincere, gorbasm. for now that the communist regime has imploded, there truly is a chance for lasting peace.
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