poo knuckle
the slightly less pleasurable, but still delightful act of receiving a handjob while taking a sh-t. the predecessor to the blumpkin.
stephens girlfriend was too stingy to give him a full blown blumpkin, so she elected to give him a poo knuckle. he was meagerly satisfied.
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