gordizzle


the act of mooching off of someone by taking their vehicle
samuel: yo b-tch check out this new longboard i just got
jenqua: dude i gotta get with that
-when samuel isnt looking…jenqua rides off on the longboard-
samuel: oh danggg i just been gordizzled

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