Gorilla Juice Head

a term used by “snookie”, a co-star of the popular ( in 2010 ) mtv reality tv show ‘jersey sh-r-‘. “gorilla” refers to a big, muscular guy, and “juice head” refers to steroid use (juice is the street name for steroids). so, snookie is always on the lookout for a ‘gorilla juice head’ to take back to the mtv jersey sh-r- home, even if it is being filmed, to have casual, one night stand s-x with.

interestingly, she wants a well built, tan, good looking guy, yet she happens to be a chunky, unattractive little dwarf — something you would normally see at a carnival freak show at the turn of the century
snookie: “i am going to find a gorilla juice head tonight at the club, and come home and get it in!”
jenni’s (j-wow’s) description of a seaside jock who is a heavy user of steroids and growth hormones. usually m-ssive in size and typically guido-like in appearance.
jwow: “check out that gorilla juicehead steroid multiple growth hormone user over there snooki”

snooki: “omg i wanna bang him so bad!”

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