Got Jessie’d
when a ratchet b-tch steals your credit card, racks up the bill, then tries to lie and get you in trouble.
that ratchet b-tch jessie stole my credit card and bought a bunch of sh-t with it. when i called the cops she lied about it. she told people i filed a false report. i got stuck with the bill! i got jessie’d!
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