Gothard
the act of changing the name of someone else’s pet and convincing that person to start calling said pet by their new name. someone capable of performing a gothard is marked as an elite influencer who can either use their power to further mankind, or bring it to it’s ultimate destruction.
there are two levels to gothering:
level 1, or “job well done”: change the name of the pet and convince the owner to call the pet by their new name, but owner remembers that the name came from someone else. they are aware of being gothard and know that they did not come up with the name themselves.
level 2, or “inception”: change the name of the pet and influence the owner to call the pet by a new name, but leave the owner fully convinced that they came up with the name and that is what the pet has always gone by. this is the highest level of gothering and has only been achieved once by jesus christ himself. it was attempted again by voldemort in the early 1980’s but was deemed too difficult.
julianne’s dog’s name was petunia but everyone hated it so chris performed a gothard and now it goes by magnus warrior king.
to hate something for reason at all other than to hate it.
i hate you. why? i just do. shut up! “gothard”
Read Also:
- Caged Monkey
a girl in a bikini with a stray pubic hair popping out the side or top. like a caged monkey with an arm reaching out of a cage at the zoo. you are getting ready to go to the pool for the first time in summer. your wife puts on her bikini and still has […]
- cailihphiliac
(n.) an individual who derives s-xual pleasure from palindromes. cailihphiliac naomi, s-x at noon taxes! i moan “cailihphiliac!”.
- GrapeFuck
being “grapef-cked” or “grapef-cking” is not commonly known and used. although, some people are well aware of what this term means. “grapef-cking” is used as a very imaginative way of having s-xual intercourse. it is basically using fruit to help someone reach a greater -rg-sm then usuall. i love to grapef-ck, it feels so good. […]
- grumpy lettuce
grumpy lettuce oversized, sloppy, and disclored v-g-n- lips in conjunction with excessive, un-tamed, and un-manicured pubic hair and any caliber of offensive smell directly related to the v-g-n- orifice and its activities. (i.e.-pee trapped in hair, vaginosis, and or general body odor.) symptoms are usually discovered upon removal of the panties, foreplay, entry from the […]
- Gwenan
a beautiful girl, usually red-head or brunette due to the origin of the name (it comes from wales) a fiery temper and very strong-willed. always there for people who need her and a truly loving and caring friend. honesty is her policy and she treats all as she expects to be treated. despite her lack […]