Grab Your Gopher
verb.
pr-nounciation- “grab yo’re go fur”
to m-st-rb-t-. you know, beat your meat, choke your chicken.
frank: “hey dude, did you grab your gopher last night?
mitch: “na dude. my grandma was over.”
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