Grad-nap
a sudden urge to sleep, and the immediate act of satisfying this urge – the kind only experienced by students in graduate law programs at university.
the urge occurs irrespective of caffeine intake – and is, quite dangerously, contagious.
often brought on by the mere mention of estoppel, promissory notes, misfeasance in a public office or annotated legislation.
c: wow, six hours of university in a row. grad-nap?
a: for sure. i’ve already painted my nails and had a three-shot black coffee. it’s no wonder i feel a grad-nap coming on.
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