Graduate’s Tan
an ugly tan line across the middle of one’s forehead resulting from being outside in the blistering sun for several hours while wearing a graduation cap.
diane: “what’s that discoloration on your forehead?”
jack: “oh, this? it’s my graduate’s tan from my college commencement service. it’s like my second diploma. having this is proof that i’m smart!”
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