Gramecdote


an anecdotal story related to one by a grandparent, intended to impart wisdom to the younger generation.
grandchild: “grandma, what was it like growing up in the great depression?”

grandmother: “i’ll give you a piece of advice. if you’re ever hungry and you don’t have any money, you know what you do? go into a restaurant, and ask for a cup of hot water and some ketchup. these things are free, right? then, put the ketchup in the water and make yourself some tomato soup!”

grandchild: “thanks for the gramecdote!”

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